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Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.
Congress certified President-elect Donald Trump’s electoral victor on Monday, four years after the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol — or, as Jimmy Kimmel called it, “the fourth anniversary of our Capitol being stormed by the Buffalo Wild Wing of the Republican Party.”
This one went off without Ted Cruz having to hide in a broom closet. — JIMMY KIMMEL
Also, today is Jan. 6, so don’t forget to wish your one uncle a happy anniversary. — JIMMY FALLON
Vice President Kamala Harris presided over the certification, a scenario Kimmel said was “cruel and unusual,” with Jon Stewart calling it “the ultimate indignity.”
It’s like making your ex D.J. your wedding. — JIMMY KIMMEL
It’s like attending your own funeral, and even the mourners are like, ‘Woo-hoo!’ — JON STEWART
Harris was, like, ‘And with that, my dry January is over.’ — JIMMY FALLON
Today, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his resignation. He resigned at 11 a.m. He’s just like all of us — he got back from vacation, then after one hour of work, he was, like, ‘I’m out.’ — JIMMY FALLON
It’s sad. [Showing an image of Trudeau in blackface] Apparently, Canada just wasn’t ready for a leader of color. — GREG GUTFELD
Joe Manganiello, the host of “Deal or No Deal Island,” and Jimmy Fallon took on “the second No. 1 problem in America” with Bully Beaters Karate on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
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